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However, the practices use an unusual support in place of the breath — which is the more common, but deficient in particular ways, support today.

But these all come from various spiritual traditions, and none of them are framed within our modern mechanistic materialism, thus there is a necessity to explain how things differ from how they are understood today, in order that the reader understand exactly what they are using. Why Publish a Book on Medium You might think this is totally inappropriate for Medium, and there are some shortcomings, but for me the biggest reason to attempt publishing this book here is the potential audience, and the availability that Medium affords me as a writer.

While there are still many physical book readers — myself among them — the option to have a book on a mobile device is just such a no-brainer. And in fact, the tools that Medium provides, which I mentioned above, are absent from ebooks. And of course, having an ebook still leaves you searching for an audience. So the biggest reason for launching a book on Medium has two aspects: availability and readers.

With Medium it is different. Anyone can access Medium. And of course, the potential audience on Medium is not limited to merely members and current readers of Medium, but can be garnered via social media, word of mouth, and friends, all of whom can be directed to the Medium site, with little effort.

There is also the cost and hassle savings of not hosting your own blog, which was another alternative I considered. I still buy the domain names and setup email addresses as appropriate, but I no longer see any reason to host a website.

Such small websites have the same security and hacking worries as the biggest names, and it is all on your shoulders. I never realized just how much of a problem it is until I subscribed to a service available to Wordpress sites via a plugin called Wordfence, which not only scanned my server for hacks on a daily basis, but also monitored all traffic in and out. So what is it about? This is the story of the end of the world - as told by a teenager.

It started with the cell phones singing for Santa Claus. Then came the tanks and the storm troopers. The Black Masks, in their black fish bowl sunglasses. And then along came Captain Albino. Santa Claus? I work hard, play hard, and love my family. Then Pascale Nichols walks back into my life, and I forget about everything but her. Am I mad? Hell, yes. Am I game to play along? You bet.

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